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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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