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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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