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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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