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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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