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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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