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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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