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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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