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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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