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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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