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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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