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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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