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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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