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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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