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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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