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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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