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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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