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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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