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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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