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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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