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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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