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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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