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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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