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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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