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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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