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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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