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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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