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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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