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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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