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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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