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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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