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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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