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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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