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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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