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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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