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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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