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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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