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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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