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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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