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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺
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