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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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