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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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