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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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