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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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