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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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