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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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