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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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