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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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