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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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