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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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