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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maya eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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