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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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